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Friday, June 23, 2006

Three's not a crowd?

A good friend once told me when a man marries a second wife it does not mean his love for his first wife will be less. Love just multiplies as the more you give love, the more you will receive. While I agree on the love multiplication thing, I still won't agree to polygamy. Not everyone's cup of tea, and not mine either.

I was amused when I read about this Thai man who married a pair of twins at one go. Hehehe talk about demonstrating love multiplication. Here's the story...


After Wichai, 24, an old goods dealer from Samut Songkram Province married gorgeous twins Sirintara and Thipawan, 22, he vouched sincere equal love for both of them!

Wichai on March 23 got married in a pompous ceremony to both twins simultaneously.

On being interviewed by Thai Rath reporters, Wichai declared wholeheartedly that he didn't see much problem in having to perform tiresome marital duties with two wives. In the engagement ceremony before the wedding, Wichai successfully offered a dowry of 8 baht of gold and 80,000 baht EACH for his lovely darlings.

Both families celebrated the marriage with joy and were said to be delighted for the threesome. Wichai told the press he had been best of friends with his neighbouring twins since they were children.

"When I grew older I would walk past their house each morning and try to decide for myself which one I fancied more, but it was darned impossible - I adored BOTH of them - I just couldn't decide, which one of them....!"

He went on to say, 'For three continuous years all three of us would go on dates together until there was one day when I couldn't stand the frustration any longer and told them, "I love you and want to marry you BOTH!"

The fortunate Wichai, instead of getting a slap in the face, was overjoyed when both girls admitted to having sworn all along, that they wished to marry the same man!

"It wasn't easy at first what with the neighbours gossiping but our family sympathized, understood, and fully supported our mutual love for the one man," the twins said.

Wichai arranged for his brides to live with him in his family house after the wedding. His mother has already proudly prepared TWO rooms for the newly-weds.

Our reporters were just gagging to hear the response to this mouth-watering question: "And...what are the sleeping arrangements?"

To which he replied modestly with a beaming smile, "Absolutely no problems! For the first three nights of the week, I will sleep with Thipawan and the next three will be spent with Sirintara. As for every Saturday, the three of us will sleep together"

Sirintara finally told the press, "When my twin and I worked as assistant nurses, we promised each other that we would never leave each other's side, and that our future husband would have to either take us both, or leave us.


Hahaha thank God it's Friday for the lucky man! Tomorrow is Saturday, talk about performing tiresome marital duties, I'm imagining they must be having threesome :)

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