Random Rarebits 2

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Lelaki, jantan dan ...

If you take Pareto's Law as a guide, only 20% of men over 35 in Malaysia are single. Out of this 20%, only 20% are lelaki and 80% are either jantan or gays. So you see, there are so many jantan and not many lelaki in the singles market.

Bluetooth, my friend aptly described, "Lelaki akan jaga perempuan dan betina. Jantan pelingkup perempuan dan betina."

Similarly, "Perempuan akan jaga lelaki dan jantan. Betina pelingkup lelaki dan jantan." Simply translated, lelaki is a man, jantan is a dog. Perempuan is a lady, betina is a bitch.

Lelaki, a dying breed, is a gentleman in a true sense, who is responsible for his own actions and highly respects women, ladies or not. When he woos a woman, he is respectful of her. When courting a woman, he is respectful of her. When in a relationship, he is committed. When the relationship cannot work out for whatever reasons, he is still respectful of her and lets her go very gently.

Impossible to find such a man? Not really, I've known some lelaki who actually made sure that his ex-wife and children are well provided for after divorce. They understand that the ex-wife was afterall the mother of their children. Only wise men with foresight and forward planning would understand the need to preserve their life's legacy by having children who respect their father and remember him in their prayers as their bekalan akhirat. You can't have your children do that for you if you abandon them and not respect their mother.

Jantan will show his good sides when trying to woo a woman. Once he gets her he shows his true colours. After he loses interest in her especially in having sex with her, he will soon dump her like dirt. This is especially true if he made her pregnant.

A spawn of the jantan species is a more lethal species called Jantan Kabaret.

Jantan Kabaret is a jantan whose pursuit in life is purely hedonistic. They have no conscience for they know no remorse or guilt. They play dirty emotional games with both perempuan and betina ruthlessly. When a female species falls for him, he would manipulate and use her - her body and sometimes her money. They are very slick and good in mengayat - using incredible pick-up lines most females would melt over.

Similarly, there are so many betina and not many perempuan too...

In a man's lens, perempuan is a woman you are likely to ask her hand in marriage, and make her the mother of your children. Betina is a woman whom you just want to have fun with and not think of marriage. In fact, to have a betina as a mother to your children would be a nightmare. I gotta say I saw lots of true betina when I used to go out clubbing. I think that was one of the reasons why I stopped clubbing - sometimes I felt out of place because I don't think I belong to the betina species. Not that all females who go clubbing are betina, as sometimes you need to let off steam and have a bit of fun. But what I'm saying is, there's more betina hanging in clubs than in decent places.

A spin off from betina species is Perempuan Kabaret whose pursuit is purely materialistic. Perempuan Kabaret, however, is better than Jantan Kabaret at seducing her victim and made him give her whatever she wants from him. She only goes for a man who can give her luxury in life. He may or not marry her, but does she care? Once the man is no longer able to give her what she wants, she will move on to another victim.

Hehehe only you know if you are a lelaki, jantan, perempuan or betina...


  • i am a wanita, he!he!he!

    By Blogger miss elly, at Thu Jul 06, 05:33:00 PM 2006  

  • hehehe bukan perempuan melayu terakhir ker beb?

    By Blogger Nel, at Thu Jul 06, 06:07:00 PM 2006  

  • i like your site :)

    By Anonymous krrames, at Thu Jul 06, 06:35:00 PM 2006  

  • camni...i tak tahulah camna leh mula jantan kabaret tu. tapi sebelum tahun 87 tak de. masa tahun 87 kami tgk ada lah suatu mas atu sorang mamat tu kalau time joget mmg dasat. cam dlm kabaret. and dia lak kalau ngan pompan mmg lembut lidah so entah camna leh terkeluar word: jantan kabaret.

    so jantan kabaret tu cam u tulis tu betullah. species yang u leh jumpa kat dangdut nite club disko. bab pompan no wahid!

    u species mana? species scoreboard ke? u tahu ke what is minah scoreboard?

    minah scoreboard tu lak masa game sukan ada lah sorang dua awek sentias ajaga scoreboard...

    lawa mmg lah lawa baik lak perangai. so kami gelar ler awek yang suka show off. minah scoreboard. cam eja dlm roda roda tu ler. standardlah kalau jaga scoreboared ni mesti awek lawa je orang nak. hehehe.

    By Anonymous shah17, at Thu Jul 06, 06:56:00 PM 2006  

  • krrames, thanks!

    shah17...i minah scoreboard ker? tak cukup lawa kot?

    By Blogger Nel, at Thu Jul 06, 06:56:00 PM 2006  

  • :) u minah power!

    tu lom laie transformer cam citer katun :)

    By Anonymous shah17, at Thu Jul 06, 06:59:00 PM 2006  

  • minah power? power rangers ker? alamaks! transformer ler pulak!

    By Blogger Nel, at Thu Jul 06, 07:05:00 PM 2006  

  • masa i sekolah u ni silap silap kami panggil algojo. badan besar tapi baik hati sangat. cam algojo. pancung org tyapi punya lah baik hati pancung tak de rasa sakit. terus putus. kih kih.

    By Anonymous shah17, at Thu Jul 06, 07:07:00 PM 2006  

  • cool entry!

    By Blogger Nour, at Thu Jul 06, 11:16:00 PM 2006  

  • not bad for a classification type of writing :-)

    i always wish a rainbow as my true colors :-)

    By Blogger Azer Mantessa, at Fri Jul 07, 01:13:00 AM 2006  

  • u want a wise guy hehehe wise guy tak pandai ayat beb u want a bad guy , melting by his word sendiri ingat beb hahaha

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Fri Jul 07, 02:22:00 AM 2006  

  • shah, fuiyooo aku algojo ker pulak? maksud ko prefect ker? maner ader pancung orang beb. aku baik nyer :)

    nour, long time no see! hehe thanks :)

    mantessa, thanks am trying to write better posts. hehe if you're a rainbow then your life would be colourful like mine :)

    anonymous...err bluetooth ker ni? hehe aper2 ler. mmg betol pendapat ko tuh aku setuju!

    mmg ler tak boley pakai nyer jantan kabaret tapi naper women still fall for bad guys? something about bad boys punyer magnetism kot.

    mebbe i shall give that a thot and write about it one of these days when the mood strikes. right now, just enjoying my single life altho am not as happening as before but surprisingly am happier as i am.

    By Blogger Nel, at Fri Jul 07, 11:45:00 AM 2006  

  • Apesal Hukum Pareto dgn falsampah jantan betina tu macam penah ku sampaikan pada seseorang ye..duno plak Pareto is well ahead of me Nel...hoho

    By Anonymous nhazards, at Tue Jul 11, 12:15:00 PM 2006  

  • nhazard...

    pareto law tu aku guna sebagai guide jer, kan 80:20 rule :)

    By Blogger Nel, at Tue Jul 11, 06:16:00 PM 2006  

  • reti pun nko mcm mana org lelaki itu la bezanye ngan jantan...

    By Anonymous bluetooth, at Sat Jul 22, 05:13:00 PM 2006  

  • tooth, mmg ler beb, ko kan guru aku. muahahahaa!

    By Blogger Nel, at Sat Jul 22, 05:14:00 PM 2006  

  • wehh apsal ko letak id samaran aku ki ki ki lawak tul la blog nko ni...

    By Anonymous Bluetooth, at Mon Jul 24, 09:50:00 AM 2006  

  • Can't speak on behalf of my species (both lelaki and buaya hahaha)

    By Anonymous Graveyard Shift, at Mon Jul 24, 09:56:00 AM 2006  

  • itu beza lelaki ngan jantan sbb tu pompuan ngan betina tak minat ngan lelaki sbb lelaki ni malunyer terjaga

    By Anonymous Bluetooth, at Mon Jul 24, 09:58:00 AM 2006  

  • Uproarious!

    By Anonymous Prem, at Mon Jul 31, 02:39:00 AM 2006  

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